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ashita wa kyou yori mo suteki
tomorrow will be even more lovely than today
Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.... 
13th-Jun-2010 03:00 am
light dying :D

finished mid-year exams & GAT :)
4 more months of year 12 left :(

maths pick up lines?
(yes i know i'm lame :D...)
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
Hey...nice asymptote
I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity
If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be one
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
I heard you're sin because you're always on top when we make tangent
I'll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx
If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption
Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

biology pick up lines?

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U
Lets go back to my place and make some meiosis…
You’re so hot you denature my proteins
You must be auxin, cause you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

but my favourite:
Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy
no wonder why i have no friends .

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